Get those credit cards ready, ask your parents take out a second mortgage or at least apply for a home equity loan as you'll want to be among those with the hottest new gear in Pinellas County. Unfortunately our merchandise is not available for sale right now as our team of lawyers are in negotiations with the original artist for the marketing rights to the official Mr. Mason image.

T-Shirts 

 Coffee Cups

*Fine Print: Mr. Mason has been granted the title of Lord via the Lord of Ardmore and holds the certificate of sale and disposition. The merchandise indicating "Knight" will only be available if it is determined that a Lord can confirm the title of Knight. Furthermore, this page, it's content and related merchandise are for entertainment purposes only, no money has or will exchange hands at any point for any reason.